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    Default The Saturned Advice* Column!

    * Patent** Pending
    ** May not be accurate.


    Feel free to ask me questions on whatever topic you choose. If you want advice, I shall give you advice. If you just want my random INFPesque opinion on something, I shall give you that. If you desperately need to know how much rain falls in a rainforest, I will do some research to help you.

    With every question I shall roll a special 3 sided die with these unique sides:
    • Fi side
    • Ne side
    • Te side


    Please note: Pictures of cute/adorable/sweet animals will yield better results than posts without visual depictions of awesome.

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    Here's a question for you: do you have borderline personality disorder?
    "Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth." Mike Tyson
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    Quote Originally Posted by mal12345 View Post
    Here's a question for you: do you have borderline personality disorder?
    Here's an answer for you: No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mal12345 View Post
    Here's a question for you: do you have borderline personality disorder?
    Aww, someone is looking for a friend. :3



    Saturned, I would like to know how to reach perfect absolute truth about biased subjects. I ask because I need to find out which one of these two bunnies is without a shimmer of a doubt the cutest.



    ~Self-depricating Megalomaniacal Superwolf

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    That was fun.

    Dear Saturned,

    There's someone in my life that doesn't speak up about what's on their mind and when they do, it's completely off course. It often includes false assumptions about me. I've told them to cut it out, but they still do it. How do I deal with someone that is not assertive like that? Should I cut off the relationship?


    At the end of my rope,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerd Girl View Post
    That was fun.

    Dear Saturned,

    There's someone in my life that doesn't speak up about what's on their mind and when they do, it's completely off course. It often includes false assumptions about me. I've told them to cut it out, but they still do it. How do I deal with someone that is not assertive like that? Should I cut off the relationship?


    At the end of my rope,

    Nerd Girl
    You forgot to add this.

    ~Self-depricating Megalomaniacal Superwolf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffywolf View Post
    You forgot to add this.
    Good call! Thanks for having my back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffywolf View Post
    Aww, someone is looking for a friend. :3



    Saturned, I would like to know how to reach perfect absolute truth about biased subjects. I ask because I need to find out which one of these two bunnies is without a shimmer of a doubt the cutest.



    GAH! My first tough question.

    *shakes die* Oh good it landed on Te.

    In order to look at something subjectively such as art, literature, or bunnies, one must come up with a list of requirements that should be met before one lets their heart be melted.

    My INFP SOP for cuteness goes something like this:
    • Should look helpless
    • Should be soft and furry (unless it's a shark, then it can look however it needs to because, holy crackers! it's a shark.)
    • Should have eyes disproportionately large when compared to the size of the head.
    • Should be doing something innocent and adorable and indicative of its place in the food chain.


    Picture One: The bunny is small, eyes squinting with effort as it destroys a human's home.
    Picture Two: The bunny is also small, has large eyes, soft paws, ears down, staring into a version of itself made out of cloth like it's staring at itself through the Looking Glass and into the story Velveteen Rabbit.

    The choice is undoubtably clear: Picture Two is without a doubt, THE CUTEST of the two.

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    Dear Saturned,

    I come bearing the gift of a baby chinchilla being bottle-fed to appease the cuteness-gods.



    In return I ask.... Must animals be fluffy and tiny to be deemed cute? How do you feel about other animal types, such as birds, reptiles, or very large mammals?
    “Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
    them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman

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    Saturned,
    What's your opinion on long distance relationships?
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    A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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