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    How many honey bees do you think Admiral Nelson could defeat in a duel before he would have to surrender?

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    Whack them with a lacrosse stick if they misbehave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatsWhatHeSaid View Post
    Here's a pic I took last week of me with some of my favorite clients.

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    Aw, it's even giving the dog a kiss. I'll try your methods when the sun is out and we can make good connections.
    that, is hilarious!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    I'm somehow recalling the time when I was a kid and my little sis tried to claim an injured pet (which she named Waspie) as a pet... she decided that since wasps seem to like sweet things that she should feed it orange soda... somehow it ended up getting it's head stuck in the orange soda as it dried and became sticky and she had to squash it and cried and cried

    this is the same girl who tried to give CPR to a bird that she hit with a car... and she gave the poor dead thing a huge lungful of air that would have killed it had it not already been dead!

    Intuition is the supra-logic that cuts out all the routine processes of thought and leaps straight from the problem to the answer.

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    Ah the perception of youth. So tk got stung on the forehead by a bee. To cheer him up I am telling him about the guy who was so dumb he caught and tried to train a wasp to fly beside him like a pet. Tk's eyes get big, "that's so cool!!!!" I told him how he tried to take it out of the cage and it flew at his face. Tk says, "I think this bee liked him. It probably flew at his face to give him a kiss."

    I said maybe that's what the bee meant to do for him, and it accidentally stung instead. His reply was that its parents probably made it. Now where did that come from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little_Sticks View Post
    How many honey bees do you think Admiral Nelson could defeat in a duel before he would have to surrender?
    Any and all, if they drink his rum. That shit's lethal.

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