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    Default What is the worst thing you've watched on netflix streaming (or in general even!)

    I got this idea from another forum and working graveyard shifts lately I've got a plentiful amount of time to watch really poorly made shows/movies on netflix.

    I'll start things off with Ancient Aliens, a show that I can't believe Discovery channel allowed to air. I'm all for free thinking, but you seriously have to see it to believe it. For example do you really know where the Christian sabbath originated? I will tell you. According to the bible Moses and the children of Israel wandered for 40 years in the wilderness (this is all duly explained in the show) and during that time God provided them with manna to feed them. The experts on Ancient Aliens explain that it is not just possible, but entirely likely that the manna provided the children of Israel was produced not by God but by a machine given Moses by aliens.

    The machine produced a green algae that was high in vitamins and protein to sustain the children of Israel. But the machine emitted a high level of radiation and anybody who touched it not knowing what they were doing would die... there is apparently a bible account of somebody touching the ark of the covenant (where of course the machine was stored) and dying almost instantly. This is of course due to the radiation from the alien algae producing machine.

    Now naturally the machine had to be cleaned, so one day each week the machine was cleaned and on these days no manna/algae could be produced. So the day that the machine was cleaned was declared the day of rest and is now the christian sabbath.

    How about that ey? I had never learned so much in an hour and a half before!
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    Just One of the Guys was pretty dull. Besides that, if I don't like a program within the first 5-10 minutes, I stop it.

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    Remember Me.

    Somebody made me sit through it till the end, and it was horrible. HORRIBLE! *shudders*

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    The Human Centipede.

    I actually only watched the second half (my sis was watching it from the beginning), but it was one of the worst movies I've seen in my life -- not just sadistic in terms of the torturing imposed on the victims but also really really stupid... one of those movies where every character did the dumbest thing possible in ANY given situation merely to keep the story going.

    I wanted to leave, but I couldn't look away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    The Human Centipede.

    I actually only watched the second half (my sis was watching it from the beginning), but it was one of the worst movies I've seen in my life -- not just sadistic in terms of the torturing imposed on the victims but also really really stupid... one of those movies where every character did the dumbest thing possible in ANY given situation merely to keep the story going.

    I wanted to leave, but I couldn't look away.
    One of my ENTP Friends tried to trap me into watching this with him. I have, however, learned that with him one always looks at Wikipedia, rotten tomatoes, imdb, etc before committing to a movie. Ugh.

    I had a friend recently visit and she found "return to the blue lagoon" on netflix. Such. A. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Movie.

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    I watched the Bratz movie.

    When I downloaded it was like 'yay a 2/10 rating on imdb I'm gonna watch this for lols'

    I didn't know movies could be that bad. It was so long and stupid too.
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    Into the Wild
    most of the heartwrenching drama movies my mother gets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glycerine View Post
    Into the Wild
    most of the heartwrenching drama movies my mother gets.
    That was awesome!

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    I recall MILF being awful. Boob scenes were gratuitious, but the acting was awful and the premise was.. I was over it after the first little scene. It just sucked.
    Secret Life of an American Teenager is one my sister watches, so I catch episodes here and there. I didn't know they found actors worse than the Charmed girls. :c Im sad they did.
    Diary of a Nymphomaniac--I was all giggly about this. Ooo, I get to be a perv and it's okay because it's not a porn, I said! I watched 3 minutes of it. tv: "How did you and Grandpa have sex?" me: "Done... I'm over it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGuffin View Post
    That was awesome!
    I don't buy that explanation mark. :P The book was more bearable.

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