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    Dear Respected Person,

    Sometimes I feel like you really understand me just on a glance, and are so spot on with your responses, even though nothing is said. I hope this talent also allows you to be aware of exactly how much you're appreciated.

    Tg

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Dear Respected Person,

    Sometimes I feel like you really understand me just on a glance, and are so spot on with your responses, even though nothing is said. I hope this talent also allows you to be aware of exactly how much you're appreciated.

    Tg
    No problemo, knowing how much I am appreciated is my forte

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    Dear mosquito in my house,

    I did not invite you in, and I certainly didn't offer you dinner. STOP BITING ME!!


    Dear Ren Fest FB Page Adminstrator,
    Why in heck did you delete my post promoting our group? Check with your damn supervisor, he likes us and he even wants to give us pay after all. So there. Nah-nah na boo-boo.

    (Okay, I did actually write and send that second one, I just worded it a bit differently. )
    Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting.

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    Dear Credit Card Company,

    Fuck You! That is the funniest shit I read all day. Good luck with that!

    Tg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquarelle View Post
    Dear random FB friend who I barely know,
    I don't want to talk to you on chat. I don't know you! You are a fellow Festie and that merits your inclusion on my friends list, but I don't need to live chat with you.

    There is only one person I want to chat to right now:

    Okay, there are a few others that would be acceptable.... but not you!

    Also, it's annoying that you spelled "tomorrow" as "tommaro."

    Now I must go revise who sees me as available.

    Dear Person Aquarelle Vaguely Knows;

    Your use of 'tommaro' also bugs me, and i don't even know you.

    Regards,

    Nijntje.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
    .



    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    Dear Pretty Thigh Tattoo,

    Please stop hurting and being swollen. I know i did just spend 3 odd hours poking needles into you with ink. BUT. DUDE. SERIOUSLY.

    IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS UNCOMFORTABLE.

    We'll both be happier when you decide to heal a little and stop being a swollen bitch.

    Lovingly,

    Nijntje.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    Dear 10 year old mobile phone,

    you have been a loyal companion thru hard times. But now you aint already nearly destroyed, but you are beginning to smell. my wife hates you. Therefore I have to make a tough call, I hope you are up to it:

    I'll repair you and use you another 10 years

    Your loyal wielder

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    Dear Person.

    When i heard you were getting married at such a young age, i told someone i didn't think it would last 2 years. Maybe i was projecting but i am so glad you make it to your 12th wedding anniversary. I sincerely hope you celebrate another 12 years.

    Love Sas.

    Also

    Dear fucking mind,

    Please stop depressing the fuck out of me with thoughts of failure and amounting to nothing .. I don't think i'm crazy for .... Please give me a break and SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't want to have to put my foot up your ass (although that would be interesting )

    Still love you though,

    Sas xx
    “I made you take time to look at what I saw and when you took time to really notice my flower, you hung all your associations with flowers on my flower and you write about my flower as if I think and see what you think and see—and I don't.”
    ― Georgia O'Keeffe

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    dear brain,

    please STFU... I seriously hate you sometimes. I really want to be good... why is it so hard?

    sincerely,
    whatever

    ps. dear god, if you exist you are an unbelievable asshole
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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