You have two weeks. If you can't do what we talked about, drastic measures will be taken. This time it's too important to fuck it up, and no one will blame you if you have to leave. Substitue one addiction for another. Sadly, you may actually have to interact with people in the real world...
Terrible things happen to good people every day.
Consequentially, I am not one of the good people. I am one of the terrible things..
I conveniently forgot that I was supposed to call you, not vice versa, and I wish I had. When I texted you the next day felt a bit embarrassed that you had to ask who it was-- obviously when you called yourself from my phone, you didn't program my number in in turn. It is a temporary number, though, so I guess that makes sense. Also, I totally missed the last part of the last text you sent me, and now I wish I would have responded differently. Did you really go to bed at 4:30pm? Seems very early even if you do get up early to prep the beach, but maybe you sleep in the afternoon, go out at night and then lifeguard.
Anyway, I wish I had called you and took you up on your offer to have a drink with you and your friends that night, but now it's too late, and I'll probably never see you again. That probably means nothing to you, but I have a hard time with the concept of spending a few days with someone I actually could be friends with and then just going our separate ways. Maybe we can be friends on Facebook or something. It's kind of lame, but better than nothing, but I don't want to be creepy and Friend Request you. just thought you should know I have a huge crush on you right now.
Thank you for talking me down and distracting me when I was having an anxiety attack over the above. Also, you're just awesome in general. Though we've never met in person, I count you as a friend and I hope someday we can have a cup of coffee face to face.
Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting.
I wrote you a more diplomatic message, but allow me to translate. You suck and that is why you are no longer allowed to add any of your passive aggressiveness to my status updates. I also have zero intention of playing the standard troll games with you. I'm not going to try to understand what you mean, because you don't mean anything. I'm not going to figure out where you're coming from because it'll be wherever is most convenient trollwise for you.