Oh my. I hate to think what he'd have to say about our kids' names. We have one, possibly two, superfluous y's, one, possibly two, granny names, and two semi-obscure Biblical names.
Middle names are fairly normal, though: Nicole, Anne, Michael, and James, so they all have something to fall back on.
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.” ~ John Rogers