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    Default I ran into God today and we had a conversation that went like this...

    Create a fictional conversation that you might have with God if you ran into him somewhere.

    Make it:
    • meaningful
    • meaningless
    • insightful
    • odd/strange
    • humorous/funny
    • personal
    • uneventful
    • random
    • and any other way you can think of

    *Think comic strip conversation*

    I will go first!

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    Place:

    My house. He dropped Jesus off for my sons b-day pool party.

    Conversation:

    Me: What's up Jesus, ready for some swimming?
    Jesus: Yeah, bye dad!
    God: Is it cool if I leave him here and pick him up around 5?
    Me: Sure, he'll be fine here.
    God: If anything happens, call me.
    Me: O.K. but let me get your number, I don't have it.
    God: I don't have a number, just pray, I will hear it.
    Me: You hear every prayer?
    God: Yup, why?
    Me: Why?! That night I prayed "Dear God please don't let these guys kick my ass or rob me" remember that prayer?
    God: Oh....ahh...so 5 o'clock is fine?
    Me: They kicked my ass AND robbed me!
    God: Yeah but it was a miracle they didn't kill you right? So you're welcome?
    Me: *What a dick*
    God: I heard that.
    Me: I know because I prayed it and yeah 5 is fine.

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    Hey, quit making shit up! I didn't do or say any of those things

    Mightier than the tread of marching armies is the power of an idea whose time has come

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourLocalJesus View Post
    Hey, quit making shit up! I didn't do or say any of those things
    ...LIAR!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobble View Post
    Create a fictional conversation that you might have with God if you ran into him somewhere.
    We aren't talking anymore. Last thing I told him was "Chill, man...", but he wouldn't listen. He takes it all way too seriously.

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    Place:

    One week later inside a Super Wall-Mart restroom.

    Conversation:

    God: Dam it, there's no toilet paper in here. Do you think you can pass me some of yours?
    Me: Sure, here you go.
    *passing toilet paper under stall*
    God: Thank you.
    *suddenly a huge thunderous smelly ass fart rocks the walls and stalls*
    Me: Sorry about that.
    God: You know who they're going to blame for that one.
    Me: I still can't believe you just let those guys kick my ass and rob me man!
    God: I can't believe you just farted thunder!? The only other person besides me who can do that is my son Jesus...hmmm, what was your mothers name again?
    Me: How dare you, my mother is a saint!
    God: *shit, I hope not!*
    Me: I heard that? God, why did I hear that!?
    Jesus: HALf-BROTHERS!
    God:

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    Me "Yo!"
    God "Yo!"
    Me "Yoyo"
    God "Yoyo, yeah!"
    Me "Yeah!, yoyo"
    God "Check this trick out"

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    i have conversations with my unconscious pretty much every night and sometimes even during the day. or okay they arent exactly conversations, but he is showing me things.
    "Where wisdom reigns, there is no conflict between thinking and feeling."
    — C.G. Jung

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    Quote Originally Posted by INTP View Post
    i have conversations with my unconscious pretty much every night and sometimes even during the day. or okay they arent exactly conversations, but he is showing me things.
    Religious people call that voice God. That's the voice that tells preachers what they should base their sermons on. Aren't you glad its there. it's not in a book, it's not in the sky and it is not coming out of some else's mouth. It comes from you. It doesn't know where we come from because it started in you and it doesn't know where we go after this because it's following you. It goes where you go and it ends when you end. That your version of "God". Post one of these conversations on here.

    What do you guys talk about and what do your conversations sound like?

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