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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginkgo View Post
    God: Knock knock!
    Me: Who's there?
    God: No one. You have no friends.
    No one you have no friends who?


    Me: Hey.
    God: Hey.
    Me: What's up with Christian rock?
    God: It's terrible.
    Me: Well I knew that.
    Does he want a pillow for his head?

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    When I meet God, the first thing he asked me was "If you guys created me who created you guys?"

    He also wondered why we would give him flaws, like jealousy and envy and plenty others. If we created him out of thin air, why didn't we just make him perfect he asked.

    I didn't know what to say so I told him that he was created in our image and our reasons are beyond his comprehension and when his mind questions these things it's just us testing his faith.

    I felt awful afterwards.

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