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    Quote Originally Posted by Martoon View Post

    LOL. You make me giggle, Tallulah. What parting phrases do you accept?
    Thank you kindly. I personally usually like to end with "Tallulah out. Peace, y'all." And then I throw a bunch of gang signs to make people wonder what the crazy blonde chick is doing.

    I actually prefer "Bye." I know what to say to that.

    Speaking of awkward, I will admit to having absentmindedly answered "Happy birthday!" with "You, too!"

    Oh, has anyone mentioned this one yet? "Smile! It's not that bad!" That one gets the speaker at least a mental punch in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah View Post
    Speaking of awkward, I will admit to having absentmindedly answered "Happy birthday!" with "You, too!"
    Haha! I've done similar. When I was nervous once I answered "Hello!" with "Thank you."

    If you said "Peace out, y'all" and threw gang signs, I would immediately want to make friends with you.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    Just thought of this one: "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body".

    First of all, it doesn't even make sense. If you were a lesbian, you'd be a woman; and a man attracted to women is a straight man.

    But that's just semantics. What really bothers me about it is that it's crude and not funny. You can get away with being crude as long as you're funny...and I frequently do. But this phrase is aggressively unfunny. All it means is "Hey lesbian girl, if you ever want to come around and get yourself some tube steak, you know who to call!"
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

    It's really overused by a lot of TV shows/films/cartoons nowadays, though I can relate with it, I just don't like it.
    "I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
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    I hate when people mindlessly say "Kool" or "okay, kool" all the time. Makes me think they turned their brain on autopilot.

    Other phrases I hate:

    "hook 'em buns" (sister in law)
    "My happy butt" (nephew)
    "lock and load" (previous Co-workers)

    And the worst offender of all:

    "Good to Go."

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    "Music is like candy; you have to throw away the rappers"

    I hate this because all the people who say it never know anything about rap in the slightest. And to get unreasonably picky, a rapper is technically called an MC :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by GZA View Post
    "Music is like candy; you have to throw away the rappers"
    Do you know a lot of people who say this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah View Post
    Do you know a lot of people who say this?
    I've met a few. One time me and my brother argued with them, it was pretty funny They had no counter argument because they had no exposure to rap other than when channel surfing past MTV, which only actually sets you back if anything.

    And for fun I like to say "besides, I happen to keep my candy wrappers, thank you very much"

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    "You can kiss my black ass."

    No mom, no.

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    "Music is my life!" (as an exaggeration)
    "Adorabubble." --Now THAT's cutesy.

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