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    Default Puzzling, wayward and unfortunate Craiglist ads. Post them here.

    This thread is for those things you see on Craiglist and shake your head afterwards. I'm starting this thread. I'll start posting on here tomorrow, that'll be the first time I have time and an unfiltered internet connection. Until then, contribute! (Yeah, I know there are websites that are about exactly this.)

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    My girlfriend and I will often peruse the craigslist ads looking for entertaining posts. She tends to enjoy the missed connections, and I tend to enjoy the hardcore casual sex ads. One of my favorites was a guy who had this toilet seat on a rack (kind of like a chair with a hole in the bottom), and was looking for a guy with a ripe asshole to eat out. You have to be serious about eating assholes to own a device especially for the purpose of eating out assholes.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Uh, that's gross, and elaborate. I try to stay out of MfM, but sometimes it spills over. There's a guy who periodically posts on platonic relationships who always begins by saying that he is *not* gay, but he'd like to have a male come to his house and sit on his lap while he plays video games, or cruises the internet. His first couple posts were claiming that it was for his back problem, but I think he's dropped the pretense recently, but he still is *not* gay.

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    Whoops.

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    O, these 'bi-curious' people...

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    I don't interpret the second guy as bi-curious, just another middle aged man with a Godzilla fetish. Can't get a proper Godzilla action without a Godzuki.. oh and lots of crab meat. The crab meat thing bothers me more than anything else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gish View Post
    also "ripe" asshole. ripe.



    RIPE.

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    Are these real people? This isn't like the Onion of Craiglist, is it?

    EDIT: So I went and looked up Craigslist because even though I know what it is, I have never actually looked at it. I looked at the "Missed You" section, but was seriously disturbed to think of how inocuous exchanges throughout the day appear to be stalker opportunities (or at least hold undue significance for others). I expected to kind of just find it funny or kind of interesting, but I feel rather...unsettled now.

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    400 to smell your underwear after a workout
    Hi I'm Neil, I'm an Australian guy in my 20s, and I was wondering, if any girls need any cash I'm prepared to make you an offer. I would pay $400 to smell your underwear. Especially if it's been worn all day and is sweaty and stinky, maybe after a work out?
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    Diaper nappy fun with sub male - m4m
    im a 30 year old bi sub diaper wearing pig looking for fun. Im 6 foot 1 blond hair blue eyes and a larger build. Im d & d free and expect the same as i love bareback. Cum on lets play.
    And I thought this one was pretty enterprising:
    will fuck older women in my school uniform for cash - m4w - 18
    if youre an older woman chat with me and we see were it goes.

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    Hey wow I will totally mail that guy my dirty underwear for $400 sign me up, seriously, that's easy money right there. Don't look so appalled.

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