I think a few people have already deduced this, but I don't believe it's ever been explicitly stated. toonia and I separated a while ago.
The separation was amicable and mutual. We've just decided to go our separate ways. We're still good friends (not just nominally; in real-life practice).
Just wanted everyone to know, and that everything is cool between us (no weird dynamic or anything). So no one needs to skirt around any topics, or choose sides, or anything like that.
If you do insist on choosing sides, I would like to mention that my side has cookies. And marshmallows. Lots and lots of marshmallows. Though I hear toonia is renting one of those cool inflatable moonwalk things. But I'm getting a pinata. A really big one. Stuffed with marshmallows.
Ah, screw it. I'm going over to the moonwalk.