i'd make a little satellite planet for jock. do those exist?
let's pretend okok? (i tried to buy you mars, but it's not
for sale, am working on it) so it'll be just like mars, asians
are great at making replicas.
but only jock is allowed on his little red planet full of shade and
minimal sun. give him some internet and lots of video games.
and books line the street instead of people. i get to drop by at
least twice a week, you know, to rain on him. mix that with
a couple blitzkrieg lunchtime showers. watch him grow <3