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    Starcrossed Seafarer Aquarelle's Avatar
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    Default Top 5 People You'd Like to Punch (NOT forum members!)

    The "Forumer's I wish I hadn't kissed" thread reminded me of something my husband's friend said once that I thought was hilarious. There's a local celebrity of sorts, Dick Enrico, who owns a chain of stores that sells second hand exercise equipment. He does all of his own commercials on TV and they are terrible-- he always looks orange from too much fake tan, and he has a used-car-salesman air of obnoxiousness about him. Anyway, we were talking about him one time, and my spouse's friend goes, "Ugh, that guy's in my top 5 list of people I'd like to punch!" Very funny and amusing.

    But it got me thinking.... who are the others? I didn't ask him, but I am asking you: Who are the top 5 people you'd like to punch?
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    Um,

    Elfboy, sometimes. (In a little brother kind of way, though sometimes just a little harder to make it slightly uncomfortable.)
    Let me see, Solitary Walker.
    Perches.
    Edgar...
    Archlight, after that thread he made. Not hard. Just enough to snap him back to reality


    oh, oh wait. I see what you mean.
    Let me start over.

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    The only person I can think of that I'd like to punch right now is this one really idiotic co worker that I have to supervise sometimes.. She's nice but boy... she's kind of dumb.
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    06/13 10:51:12 shortnsweet: go do your things and my things too!
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    06/13 10:51:55 shortnsweet: !!!!
    06/13 10:51:57 shortnsweet: (cries)
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    Hey, some of those people are on my list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    Hey, some of those people are on my list.
    Well, gee. I tried to scribble it out the best I could. Can't ban a girl if she tried to fix it. I can't find my sharpie.

    (Oh and mods let it be known that I am a very weak puncher, and this is in no way a threat to anyone over 40 lbs. )
    06/13 10:51:03 five sounds: you!!!
    06/13 10:51:08 shortnsweet: no you!!
    06/13 10:51:12 shortnsweet: go do your things and my things too!
    06/13 10:51:23 five sounds: oh hell naw
    06/13 10:51:55 shortnsweet: !!!!
    06/13 10:51:57 shortnsweet: (cries)
    06/13 10:52:19 RiftsWRX: You two are like furbies stuck in a shoe box

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    Lew Rockwell
    Ann Coulter
    Sarah Palin
    Elisabeth Hasselbeck
    Glenn Beck
    Rush Limbaugh
    Bill 'O Reilly

    whoops, you said five...and I'd like to put in a request for "severe beatings" rather than a mere punch

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    Can I substitute the punch for two swift kicks to the shins or groin?

    Regardless,

    Russell Brand.
    Anyone with an iPad or iPhone.
    Telemarketers and any other type of solicitor.
    People with really lame* tattoos or other forms of obnoxiously terrible body art.
    Anyone who either doesn't use capital letters, or uses them inappropriately.



    *No real objective criteria here. Recipients are simply chosen at my discretion.

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    Bill O'Reilly definitely deserves to be slapped upside the head. Twice.
    Ann Coulter. (Sorry ladies, but she does.)

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    My boss.

    I'll give up my other 4 to be able to punch her 5 times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata View Post
    Can I substitute the punch for two swift kicks to the shins or groin?

    Regardless,

    Anyone with an iPad or iPhone.
    Anyone who either doesn't use capital letters, or uses them inappropriately.
    good luck trying to punch me. i'm small, but i'm scrappy. [ducks, weaves]

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    My top 5 consists solely out of child abusers. I'd have to do some serious research to see which 5 make it all the way to the top, and since that's a kind of research I rather not do. I'll leave it at this. :P
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