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    Quote Originally Posted by burymecloser View Post
    Yeah, but what if you had to watch a shrimp crying? Huh? Huh?
    I'd soak it in butter and eat it to put it out of it's misery.

    Mmmm... shrimp sounds really good right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DisneyGeek View Post
    I'd soak it in butter and eat it to put it out of it's misery.
    You aren't putting it out its misery, you are staking your own claim. You are conquering your hunger, your need for fulfillment, you are embracing the taste, the sensation, the joy of eating. It is not the shrimp that benefits from being eaten, it is the one eating the shrimp that is truly coming out ahead.

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    @ OP

    Probably not. I'd learn to love Tofu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beargryllz View Post
    You aren't putting it out its misery, you are staking your own claim. You are conquering your hunger, your need for fulfillment, you are embracing the taste, the sensation, the joy of eating. It is not the shrimp that benefits from being eaten, it is the one eating the shrimp that is truly coming out ahead.
    And it's delicious!

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    Depends on what it says, I think.

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    If I were a talking piece of beef, I think I would try to sell people on fish.

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