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    Default How Would You Rob A Bank?

    Let's say you are going to go rob a bank.

    1. What is your reason for doing so?

    2. How do you go about the execution of this robbery?

    3. What do spend the money on?

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    1. I would do so out of the well being of those in need; taking from the greedy bank and giving to the less fortunate poor. Thus is my family was in severe poverty, or the local orphange was about to be forecloesed, then that would be my motivation.

    2. I'd assemble a small team whom I could really trust and carefully plan out the robbery. When we do commit it, I would be extremely polite to the frightened civilians and tellers within the bank. I don't want to traumatize them or anything, hell I would even take the time to explain why I'm robbing them, in order to build moral support. And before we leave with the loot, I'd give all those inside candy, for being good hostages and unsderrstanding people.

    3. Give most of the money to those in need, keep a few hundred dollars for myself and buy something nice, I deserve for all the altruism and hard work.

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    Smile Robbing the bank from the inside.

    I would own the bank.

    I would syphon off the depositors' money in derivatives, then I would declare that I would default on my depositors unless the Reserve Bank bailed me out.

    The only hitch is that it has already been done.

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    Originally posted by Victor
    I would own the bank.

    I would syphon off the depositors' money in derivatives, then I would declare that I would default on my depositors unless the Reserve Bank bailed me out.

    The only hitch is that it has already been done.
    You sir, are a genius

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    Quote Originally Posted by Savage Idealist View Post
    Let's say you are going to go rob a bank.

    1. What is your reason for doing so?
    Money


    2. How do you go about the execution of this robbery?
    The usual. Blueprints, whiskey, fast cars. Traces leading back to your thread as the fall guy.

    3. What do spend the money on?
    Lollies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Savage Idealist View Post
    Let's say you are going to go rob a bank.
    Let's not and say we did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Savage Idealist View Post
    Let's say you are going to go rob a bank.

    1. What is your reason for doing so?

    2. How do you go about the execution of this robbery?

    3. What do spend the money on?
    Well I probably wouldn't rob a bank because I have no idea how they work and I don't see myself operating a gun or doing anything by force. I would rob an environment that I had more experience with. (But yet a place that I hate.) Probably work for a large corporation and rob internally. I would just be doing it for fun to see if I could get away with it. I would put the money away in some CD for a long while until the hype all passed. And then I would use some of it for the benefit of the greater good and then possibly live off some of it depending on how much I had.
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    I don't even know if I could rob a bank. I shoplifted a playboy when I was 14 and ended up putting it back into the shop... after reading it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy View Post
    I don't even know if I could rob a bank. I shoplifted a playboy when I was 14 and ended up lifting it back into the shop.
    You can't change your answer. Your first gut instinct is true. You rent the car. I'll buy the whiskey.
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