I don't want you to think I have anything against grapefruit, although I do think it is a funny name, "grapefruit". I mean is it just a big grape or what? Of course I would never say this to an actual grapefruit. In fact I try to treat grapefruit and strawberries equally. I tell them, "liberty and equality", but sometimes the grapefruit takes a liberty.
I've thought that too.... a grape IS a fruit, right, so couldn't one call a grape "grape fruit"? But it's not the same thing as a grapefruit, which has nothing to do with grapes. I don't know why!
Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting.