I attended my ESTJ mother on a shopping trip. She was tired, so I ran into the grocery store to grab what we needed. When I came back out, the car doors were locked.
Me: (tapping on the glass) "Hey! What's the big idea?!"
Mother: (smiling blandly) "You know why."
Me: "Trying to keep out all your parking lot boyfriends?"
Mom: (letting me in) "I get so tired of them clamoring all over me. If they don't stop bothering me, I'm like, 'Get out of here! My creepy daughter will be back and THEN you'll be sorry!"
Apparently, I'm the intense "creepy" twin while Jaye is the "bossy" one who "might slap somebody". hahahaha!!
Does anyone else's parents or siblings do this sort of thing? Do you have a label you were unaware of?