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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata View Post
    I work in a hospital and I often find myself ignoring patients while I browse the internets. This job kinda sucks and the patients are nothing but greedy attention whores; When it's not cardiac arrest and strokes, it's losing consciousness and going into a coma. Those assholes even have the nerve to toss themselves out of their beds and crawl into the hallway while gasping for air and showing visible signs of discoloring in the face, and I think to myself "Hello? I'm TRYING to read posts on TypoC, ya inconsiderate assholes." Oddly enough the shift I work continually has the highest mortality rate.
    Man, tell those asystolic bitches to operate their own AED. Who do they think they are? Here I am sitting here waiting for you to reply to a thread and they're all complaining about their stupid blood loss and ARDs and shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shortnsweet View Post
    Man, tell those asystolic bitches to operate their own AED. Who do they think they are? Here I am sitting here waiting for you to reply to a thread and they're all complaining about their stupid blood loss and ARDs and shit.
    Oh trust me, when my supervisor isn't around I let those assholes have it. Just the other day I said, "I don't give a fuck how low your blood sugar is, Mr.Johnson. Fix your own god damn oatmeal."

    He didn't really say anything, and he just kinda laid there quietly for the rest of the day sleeping. Somehow the simple state of being 80+ years old gives these people some kind of unwarranted sense of entitlement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata View Post
    Oh trust me, when my supervisor isn't around I let those assholes have it. Just the other day I said, "I don't give a fuck how low your blood sugar is, Mr.Johnson. Fix your own god damn oatmeal."

    He didn't really say anything, and he just kinda laid there quietly for the rest of the day sleeping. Somehow the simple state of being 80+ years old gives these people some kind of unwarranted sense of entitlement.
    Blood sugar?? Seriously? I'd give him something to be symptomatic about.

    (Edit: I can't help but feel that we're getting funny looks...)
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    06/13 10:51:57 shortnsweet: (cries)
    06/13 10:52:19 RiftsWRX: You two are like furbies stuck in a shoe box

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortnsweet View Post
    (Edit: I can't help but feel that we're getting funny looks...)
    Don't fight it; Just bask in the awkwardness being created here right now. If only for a moment. Just take a strong whiff of it and let it fill your lungs. Smells like spring daises, right? Feels good, also.

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    Ha! I'm procrastinating right now!

    This forum really is addicting, I've never enjoyed a message board service as much as this one. Inevitably I'm here constantly for a couple of months, then I disappear once I've realized just how close I am to getting sucked into the Typo-C vortex permanently.
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    Default a silly question

    no.

    i was interested to see so many do. i thought to myself, why do so many people keep posting here? what makes them post? but then i thought it was like asking the question, why do you do art? so i think it must be fun for many.

    i think that i'm very glad that you guys seem to enjoy this.

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    C'mon... does the Pope sh!t in the woods?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata View Post
    I work in a hospital and I often find myself ignoring patients while I browse the internets. This job kinda sucks and the patients are nothing but greedy attention whores; When it's not cardiac arrest and strokes, it's losing consciousness and going into a coma. Those assholes even have the nerve to toss themselves out of their beds and crawl into the hallway while gasping for air and showing visible signs of discoloring in the face, and I think to myself "Hello? I'm TRYING to read posts on TypoC, ya inconsiderate assholes." Oddly enough the shift I work continually has the highest mortality rate.
    hahahah fuck'em

    Quote Originally Posted by oberon View Post
    C'mon... does the Pope sh!t in the woods?
    the pope doesn't sh!t at all.

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