I am repeatedly laughing my butt off every time I see that prawns picture in niffer's signature!!
I am the one you've gotta watch what you're thinking with, because I eat mysterious and enigmatic people for breakfast; there's absolutely nothing I'm not willing to slam down onto the table anytime, anyplace.
I am the guy who carries a crowbar especially adapted to opening turtle shells.
I am the guy who never dresses 100% right for the occasion, but never wrong enough to justify criticism.