Uber: Setting chicks on fire blah blah arousing blah blah rollercoasters blah I didn't mean to offend blah blah what do you mean? blah is that sarcasm? blah blah.
Cascademn: Blah blah cell phones are evil! blah blah what's a good usertitle? blah psychic connection with Jennifer blahblah I understand how you feel blah blah.
Edahn: Drunken posting woo! blah I'm harmless blah blah really blah btw I love Dana blah blah how do I cope with shame blah while still maintaining my coolness? blah blah everyone can be made fun of blah blah hehe blah.
CzeCze: Blah I'm a relationship-savvy lesbian and - blah! lookit my baby mop avatar!!! blah so cute!!! blah blah wisdom blah yay!!! blah blah.
FM: Movies blah blah office drone blah blah aspiring screenwriter POW! take that, you blah blah says what everyone is thinking eloquently blah blah.