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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquarelle99 View Post
    HA this reminds me of a joke I heard:

    A dog thinks, wow, this person feeds me, takes care of me, cleans up my poop.... he/she must be God!
    A cat thinks, wow, this person feeds me, takes care of me, cleans up my poop.... I must be God!
    HA!!! brilliant.. I love this..

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    i like cats, just not the crazy ones that scratches you in the face while you sleep. First and last time I slept at that girls place.

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    I prefer dogs. I think cats are adorable and soft and they can be great cuddlers, but I could do without the middle-of-the-night-crazies and the clawing. Also, I'm allergic to cats, and anything that can make my eyes swell shut immediately loses a lot of my respect.
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    I love cats; they are much cuter than dogs, they are low-mantainence, and they smell better.

    But as a gesture of goodwill, here are some articles that cat-haters will like:

    http://www.cracked.com/article_19007...sing-them.html

    http://www.cracked.com/article/226_6...-explanations/

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    They are really pretty and cute when in a good mood but cats will turn on you at any second and claw at you (little bitches!!!). I will pet them but would never pick one up or let it sit in my lap or anything.

    I used to be really scared of cats and would have to ask my friends to put their cat in a different room, this was because I used to have reoccurring nightmares about them! They would always attack my arm, i would try to get them off but they wouldn't let go, flailing my arms around everywhere and they still wouldn't let go!

    My roommates cats where annoying and conniving too...whenever they were mad at her they would shit and piss on her bed or in her closet. Those little fuckers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slowriot View Post
    i like cats, just not the crazy ones that scratches you in the face while you sleep. First and last time I slept at that girls place.
    See what I mean! They are crazy... lol .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparrow View Post

    My roommates cats where annoying and conniving too...whenever they were mad at her they would shit and piss on her bed or in her closet. Those little fuckers!
    YES!!! My husband had a cat before we moved in together (it lives with his former roommate now), and that bastard would do the same thing!

    I felt bad that my husband had to give up the cat in order to move in with me, but the cat still has a good home and I was happy he chose me over the feline.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquarelle99 View Post
    YES!!! My husband had a cat before we moved in together (it lives with his former roommate now), and that bastard would do the same thing!

    I felt bad that my husband had to give up the cat in order to move in with me, but the cat still has a good home and I was happy he chose me over the feline.
    Funny! My boyfriend was living with his friends temporarily a while back, the two cats there were pissed that he moved in so they started pissing on his bed room door, and in the hall way by his room!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparrow View Post
    See what I mean! They are crazy... lol .
    did you just twist my words

    Nah, I like most animals, Im just scared of those capable of killing me instantly. I do like cats more than dogs though. Im not into animals that need my attention all the time, but not all dogs need that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sparrow View Post
    Funny! My boyfriend was living with his friends temporarily a while back, the two cats there were pissed that he moved in so they started pissing on his bed room door, and in the hall way by his room!


    @ the cats

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    My question to those of you who have posted in this thread:

    Of those of you who hate cats, what percentage of you have actually owned a cat? I ask this because cats act very different with their owners than they do with strangers, and the cats I've owned have been extremely affectionate and loving.
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