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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGuffin View Post
    Of course, responsible cat owners don't let their cats outside.
    My cat was imprisoned inside and so far this week on multiple occasions:

    1. Assaulted me for food in the dark each and every morning.
    2. Murdered and dismembered young crickets after tormenting them.
    3. Sat on my chest while I was trying to type on my keyboard, although first (each time) sticking his butt right in my face.
    4. Spilled his food and water all over the kitchen floor.
    5. Scattered kitty litter onto the bathroom floor, so I could feel it in my bare feet.

    And, finally, wasted two hours of my time and five years of my life on Sunday by staging a false "prison break" where I was outside in the dark and rain with a borrowed flashlight looking for him, where in reality he had clawed a hole in the bottom of my boxsprings, climbed up inside, and promptly had gone to sleep.

    And it's only Wednesday.

    Even Jesus would think my cat's a dick.
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    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    My cat was imprisoned inside and so far this week on multiple occasions:

    1. Assaulted me for food in the dark each and every morning.
    2. Murdered and dismembered young crickets after tormenting them.
    3. Sat on my chest while I was trying to type on my keyboard, although first (each time) sticking his butt right in my face.
    4. Spilled his food and water all over the kitchen floor.
    5. Scattered kitty litter onto the bathroom floor, so I could feel it in my bare feet.

    And, finally, wasted two hours of my time and five years of my life on Sunday by staging a false "prison break" where I was outside in the dark and rain with a borrowed flashlight looking for him, where in reality he had clawed a hole in the bottom of my boxsprings, climbed up inside, and promptly had gone to sleep.

    And it's only Wednesday.

    Even Jesus would think my cat's a dick.
    Jesus picks my vegetables.
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    Jesus picks my vegetables.
    That's corny, but I guess you can't beet that.
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    That's corny, but I guess you can't beet that.
    yes, but you can relish it.
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    Here's a pic of our second cat. They were homeless and rescued from the street. The mother had 4 kids but two died sadly. The small one here we rescued from the rescuers. Its a boy european short hair.

    [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBvftJUwDw&t=0s[/URL]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    My cat was imprisoned inside and so far this week on multiple occasions:

    1. Assaulted me for food in the dark each and every morning.
    2. Murdered and dismembered young crickets after tormenting them.
    3. Sat on my chest while I was trying to type on my keyboard, although first (each time) sticking his butt right in my face.
    4. Spilled his food and water all over the kitchen floor.
    5. Scattered kitty litter onto the bathroom floor, so I could feel it in my bare feet.

    And, finally, wasted two hours of my time and five years of my life on Sunday by staging a false "prison break" where I was outside in the dark and rain with a borrowed flashlight looking for him, where in reality he had clawed a hole in the bottom of my boxsprings, climbed up inside, and promptly had gone to sleep.

    And it's only Wednesday.

    Even Jesus would think my cat's a dick.
    I like cats because they do all the stuff I some times feel like doing but am not allowed to.

    Wish I had a cat right now but we have a no cat agreement at the moment.

    When my cat would do this stuff I'd just stroke her and think "Aren't you so precious. Yesssss. Bring more chaos, my darling."

    I think this is why classic villains always have a cat.

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