I'm N and eggs are easily the most remarkable food on the planet.
1. Separable contained nodes of protein and fat offer extreme culinary flexibility.
2. Gorgeous stark white against brilliant yellow
3. breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, rapid weight gain, vandalism
4. comes in its own container
5. whites aerate easily for volume
6. yolks emulsify easily for decadence
7. a wonderful binder, the closest thing we've got to food-glue
8. color enhancer (ie. egg wash)
9. the innocent vegetarian excuse to continue exploiting animals
10. symbolic nature in dishes (life and newness and all of that crap)
11. more accepted preparation practices than any other food
12. available in many colors and sizes
13. the only food with a universally recognized geometric shape
14. Best-Friends-Forever with bacon, the other greatest food ever