Originally posted by Queen Kat
Man: Honey, I'm home! I got you flowers and a box of chocolate!
Woman: Why didn't you give me breakfast in bed this morning?
Woman: You didn't give me breakfast in bed this morning. I expected breakfast in bed.
Man: I'm sorry, I didn't want to wake you up! You know I had to leave at 7 AM for work today and you always get up at 7:30 AM.
Woman: Oh my god! You think I'm fat!
Man: What? I didn't say that.
Woman: YES YOU THINK I'M FAT! I can see it in your eyes! Eyes don't lie!
Man: If I thought you were fat, I wouldn't have reserved a table at our favorite restaurant.
Woman: OH MY GOD AT THAT PLACE IN PARIS?!
Man: Huh, what? Paris? No, that place where we had our first date.
Woman: We're not going to Paris? AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Man: Calm down, stop screaming! Otherwhise the neighbours think I'm beating you up and then they'll calling the police.
Neighbour: Hey, you there, neighbour! Stop beating your girlfriend or I'm calling the police, you jackass!
Woman: Why aren't we going to Paris? We were supposed to go to Paris and then you were supposed to propose to me under the Eiffel Tower.
Man: What? I didn't say anything about going to Paris and going to the Eiffel Tower, we haven't even talked about that.
Woman: But it's Valentine's Day!!! This is what we're supposed to do at Valentine's Day. We were supposed to do romantic stuff! You don't love me anymore! You think I'm fat!
Man: But going to our favorite place is romantic?
Woman: You're so cheap! I hate you! I'm never going to sleap with you again! I'm going to move back in with my ex. At least he made me breakfast in bed at Valentine's Day!