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    Senior Member Chaotic Harmony's Avatar
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    Dear Perfect Family Car:

    Please reveal yourself. I don't feel like hunting for you.

    Love,
    Harmony

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    don't fence me in sui generis's Avatar
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    Dear New City-
    Please to be having a cheap studio apartment so's that I don't have to live with an asshole roommate.



    Dear Sky-
    Dear God, please to stop fucking snowing already.

    Love,
    sg
    Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
    Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.

    approx 55% ES, 90% TJ

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    Dear Cable Providers Of The Universe,
    Please, can someone provide basic cable and internet to my new address in my new city so that I don't have to go with Comcast? Comcast makes me feel like this:



    Squishy hugs,
    sg
    Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
    Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.

    approx 55% ES, 90% TJ

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    Dear Universe,

    Please reveal The Elegant Solution to me.

    Many thanks.

    RB

    P.S. Could you also give me the fortitude to apply The Elegant Solution. Please.

    Thank you again.

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    Dear Whoever,

    *The look*

    *Crosses arms*

    *Taps foot*





    THANKS!
    TG

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    Dear Being Inside of Me,

    You can curb the kicking anytime now... I get it... I know you are there.

    Love
    CH

    PS... 2 AM is not an acceptable hour to decide to start tap dancing on my bladder either.

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    Dear spirits of the underworld,

    Please stay where you are, kk?

    Thanks in advance.
    ~Self-depricating Megalomaniacal Superwolf

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    Dear God,

    Get in touch, I'm waiting on your call.

    Dear God,

    Please could I get the awesome red head of my dreams I know is waiting for me out there some place. Before I get old.

    Dear God,

    Dont let capitalism collapse before people are prepared enough not to starve in the process. Also, please, please, please help the Japanese, they have shown an example to the world of orderliness in crisis.

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    Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster,

    I don't know why you felt you had to smite my first attempt at making Manicotti last month, but I understand you work in mysterious ways. Soon I will be attempting to make my first lasagna with Alfredo sauce and spinach. I know you have many pasta dishes to bless, and I understand if you cannot get around to touching my kitchen with your noodly appendage, but I humbly ask that you consider it. I'm feeding five people, two of them Italian. I need this. I mean, I really, really need this.

    Your Eternally Faithful Pastafarian,
    --Gloriana
    "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien

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    Dear God, if you exist,
    Please help me find the discipline concentration to finish this paper tonight.

    Much obliged,
    Aquarelle
    Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting.

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