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    Default Worst Valentine's Day Gifts Ever

    From the heartless guy. “My worst Valentine’s Day gift? My ex-boyfriend of about a year and a half told me that he still had feelings for his ex-girlfriend,” recalls Shine user Jill.

    At least he was honest. Jessica’s ex-fiance thought it a smooth move to steal a pink-and-black stuffed dog from his younger sister. “The thing smelled and was gross,’’ she writes. Oh, and she’s pretty sure he knew she hates the color pink.

    What should have been a romantic, snowy Valentine’s Day in 2007 sounded a wake-up call for StephanieM. She made a romantic dinner for two, and her live-in boyfriend invited one of his friends, who ate a lot, burped a lot, drank a lot, and crashed on their couch. No card. And nothing for her birthday that followed in May, either. Happy ending to this story: they broke up and she had her best Valentine’s Day ever in 2010: “I married the love of my life.”
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    i dont know why all these people send me roses.
    i fucking hate roses. as a flower. and as something
    so unimaginative.

    i'd rather get a fern -- already comes in a pot, lasts and low maintenance.
    or a pack of gum -- to get the chili out of my teeth.
    or dental floss -- gum health is important for decent morning breath
    or nyquil -- to knock me out when i'm sick.

    i dunno. i like thoughtful stuff. or just the effort
    to find out what i actually like. never has to be
    anything big.

    boys usually have bad taste in picking out stuff.
    that's why i have gay friends to do furniture shopping.
    every normal man must be tempted, at times,
    to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
    and begin slitting throats.
    h.l. mencken

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    I've never even had a Valentine's Day gift. Ok, I'm cheating, VD is not such a big deal here.

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    I might be breaking up with my girlfriend this weekend.. that's probably a shitty V-Day gift

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    Quote Originally Posted by bologna View Post
    I might be breaking up with my girlfriend this weekend.. that's probably a shitty V-Day gift

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