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    That is no way to treat man's best friend.

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    1. Age/Sex/Location/Status (single, married) (one line)

    20/Male/Texas/single

    2. If money wasn't a problem, what would you do with the next 5 years of your life? Where would you be at age 45 in this same scenario? (paint a picture for me) (6 sentences max)

    I'd go on a road trip around the U.S. Preferably on a motorcycle. I'd visit Ireland, Scotland, and Germany. I wouldn't mind going to Russia, either.

    At 45, I'd like to own a series of bars, restraunts, and clubs. Although, I wouldn't mind owning a castle either.

    3. What 3 books and/or movies had the most impact on your life? (one line)

    The Bible, Paddy Whacked, Man On Fire to a lesser extent

    4. Do you believe in God? Why/why not?(2 sentences max)

    Yes. Why not?

    5. Pretend you had to film a documentary. What would it be on? Doesn't have to be an area of your current expertise. (2 sentences, include title)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    That is no way to treat man's best friend.
    Why not? Fluffy would still have a place in your heart. Or thereabouts.
    No offense.

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    ^^ OMG another bad attempt at humor from Uber. If you're trying to be funny, stay away from the obvious stereotypes. Unless you are going for subtly ironic humor and rock a white trash aesthetic. That bit was LAME.

    I'm not even offended as an Asian person. I'm offended as a comedian. You are hereby BANISHED to opening for a local highschool improv group for the rest of your short lived funnyman career.
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    6 posts and the thread's been derailed. :sigh:

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    I'm not even offended as an Asian person.
    Do Asians normally become offended when someone says they'd rather have a dog in their bed than steaming on their plate?

    Sigh. Just for that, I suppose I have to edit this post into a response to the questionnaire.

    1. 18/F/USA/cool

    2. If money wasn't a problem, what would you do with the next 5 years of your life? Where would you be at age 45 in this same scenario? (paint a picture for me) (6 sentences max)

    If money weren't a problem, I'd probably quit college, invest most of that buttload of imaginary money into banks and stocks (since I must be like, what, as rich as Bill Gates by now?). I don't know, I'd visit a few of my online friends, maybe travel the world a bit if I could get anyone to go with me, perhaps move into a house or an apartment with my friends (and we're talking, an awesome house or apartment, yo). Eh, this question is getting old.

    3. What 3 books and/or movies had the most impact on your life?

    Since it is written text, but still not a book, I'm going to say the Enneagream has had the greatest impact on me, of anything I've ever read. Can't think of anything else.

    4. Do you believe in God? Why/why not?

    Nope. Just don't feel like it; doesn't make sense to me; I have no desire to believe in him/her/it, and no reason.

    5. Pretend you had to film a documentary. What would it be on? Doesn't have to be an area of your current expertise.

    Oh! What a glorious excuse to travel to China and do a documentary on all the echelons of government and industry there. I'd throw in a bit of civil rights issues, foreign policy, dog-eating, etc., etc.
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    1. Age/Sex/Location/Status (single, married) (one line)

    24/female/the midwest/single

    2. If money wasn't a problem, what would you do with the next 5 years of your life? Where would you be at age 45 in this same scenario? (paint a picture for me) (6 sentences max)

    I would travel and try to see and do as many things as possible in that time! If money was no object I would definitley reach for my list of things I want to see and do before dying.

    At 45, same thing- it's really been all I've had a really strong urge to do all of my life, so why not?


    3. What 3 books and/or movies had the most impact on your life? (one line)

    I'd scratch all the books and just say my subscription to National Geographic


    4. Do you believe in God? Why/why not?(2 sentences max)

    Yes- because there has to be something bigger and more powerful than us. It makes sense to me!

    5. Pretend you had to film a documentary. What would it be on? Doesn't have to be an area of your current expertise. (2 sentences, include title)

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    1. Age/Sex/Location/Status (single, married) (one line)
    39/(F)/Pennsylvania/Married currently

    2. If money wasn't a problem, what would you do with the next 5 years of your life? Where would you be at age 45 in this same scenario? (paint a picture for me) (6 sentences max)

    1. Write books and compose music.
    2. Travel (both wilderness and various cultures).
    3. Get a psych or counseling degree.
    4. Build a home with a supportive ambiance.
    5. Collect exotic items.
    6. Find love again.

    3. What 3 books and/or movies had the most impact on your life? (one line)

    The Bible; Thomas Covenant series (Stephen R. Donaldson); "American Beauty"

    4. Do you believe in God? Why/why not?(2 sentences max)
    My instincts believe; my intellect can't be sure.
    (I don't know why I believe at all, it is just burned into me.)

    5. Pretend you had to film a documentary. What would it be on? Doesn't have to be an area of your current expertise. (2 sentences, include title)

    "Exorcism: True?" -- real footage of real exorcisms and exploration of the field.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mempy View Post
    Do Asians normally become offended when someone says they'd rather have a dog in their bed than steaming on their plate?
    Me = Asian; Me ! offended by statement

    None of what follows should be taken too seriously...

    1. Age/Sex/Location/Status (single, married) (one line) Young unmated female mouse freezing in Canadaland.
    2. If money wasn't a problem, what would you do with the next 5 years of your life? Where would you be at age 45 in this same scenario? (paint a picture for me) (6 sentences max) Mouse will frolic and play. Location is of no concern so long as there's good food and bedding and lots of enjoyable things to do. Art and design is nice, a computer is a necessity. Books and learning please. Mouse at 45 (months ) will love to do the same.
    3. What 3 books and/or movies had the most impact on your life? (one line) Unable to determine, read far too many books. Everything linked up in mind.
    4. Do you believe in God? Why/why not?(2 sentences max) I am fairly certain higher powers exists. Why not?
    5. Pretend you had to film a documentary. What would it be on? Doesn't have to be an area of your current expertise. (2 sentences, include title)"Six degrees to disconnection" - Examples of how little trivial things in life screw you over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mempy View Post
    Do Asians normally become offended when someone says they'd rather have a dog in their bed than steaming on their plate?
    Why not both, you could have breakfast in bed.

    /couldn't resist
    //vanishes discreetly
    No offense.

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