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    The Duchess of Oddity Queen Kat's Avatar
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    I haven't done anything embarrassing yet. Except if you call being myself embarrassing.
    I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
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    done a classic today after my first lecture in the morning couldnt find my scarf and i was asking people if they had seen it, realised on the train that i've had it on my neck the whole day and i only realised because i was reading a book and looked up for some reason and saw my reflection......for 6 hours i never realised my scarf was around my neck

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    this wasn't today it was about a week ago I was going through airport security and I forgot I was wearing a belt, and so I step through the scanner thing and it goes off. still not realizing i had put on a belt that morning I respond with "I have gum??" and I swear the guy mentally face palmed. but the camels copulating is probably the best one yet.
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    This thread needs a bump. I need to read some humourous anecdotes.
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    *Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason once accepted, despite your changing moods.
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    I forgot to turn off my phone during class and then my mother decided to call me. I also spent several minutes trying to remove the wrapping paper off a lollipop.
    I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
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    while filling out some paper work I forgot how to spell my last name...I had to pull out my OLs and look...FAIL
    "I put the fires out."
    "you made them worse."
    "worse...or better?"

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    This thread just gave me an awesome idea that I will put into practice once I get home.

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    I know that this isn't from today, but I thought I'd share one of the funniest things that ever happened to me against my will.

    I had to go to a doctor's appointment a while back - I felt really bad all morning, so my mother decided to drive me there. We were running a little late, so my mother says we need to call the office en route and let them know. When she gets to a red light, she calls their office, and tells the nurse in a loud voice, " My daughter is having diahrea so we're a little late!" I whipped around in my seat, like WHHHAAATTT?! I did NOT, in fact, have diahrea! Why would she tell someone that?! SHe said she thought it sounded good. :O! So, when I get to the office, I emphasize to the secretary that I DO NOT have diahrea. But, it was like everyone in that place were determined that I did! The doctor asked me three times about "why I was having diahrea". I was fighting them all off the whole time! LOL. My insistence that my mother made it up, and that I was fine didn't even make a dent.

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    ^Lolol. Ack. That is almost grudge worthy. :-)

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    I love that story. Dad, all our friends, and I were laughing so hard some of us were turning purple.


    Well, when I was at a party several weeks ago, I was walking out the front door to make a polite phone call. I said cheerily, "Oh dear, I almost tripped!" and then I proceded to actually trip right out the front door. *slow head shake* Good times.
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