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    a few days ago i jumped out of the shower instead of stepping out just for the sake of doing it

    needless to say, my wet feet slipped out from under me fairly easily, i got a nice bruise on my ass and a cut on my elbow

    bravo...

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    but you didn't damage your forehead this time?


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    that injury is almost finished healing so i figured i needed another one

    out with the old, in with the new

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    Early this morning, I had to take a piss and I forgot to lift up the toilet lid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    Early this morning, I had to take a piss and I forgot to lift up the toilet lid...
    Oh no!... the bane of women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanan View Post
    Oh no!... the bane of women.
    Don't worry, I clean up my own messes! (Mainly because no one knows how to do it my way! )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    (Mainly because no one knows how to do it my way! )
    Ouch, this is the big reason why no woman has been allowed to wash my clothes after I took it over from my mother....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    Don't worry, I clean up my own messes! (Mainly because no one knows how to do it my way! )
    i lived for several months with a roommate who was a blatent, uncorrected seat pisser. actually, he was more of a seat/floor/side of the bathtub & sink cabinet/wall pisser.

    gross, but kinda funny, actually.

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    Does anyone know people who piss in the bathtub?

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    This thread pretty much made my day

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