Oh, come on! Since when did any of us have the minds of a nun?
Just kidding! You don't have to tell it if you don't want to!
We were at GenCon Indianapolis, and on the way there driving, I'd seen a sign that said "If you died tomorrow, where would you spend eternity?" and I told my friend this and said, "I'd obviously spend it in a grave." He said, "No, you'd spend it in my living room." Then described all the zombified attachments I would get, including a 12-inch-long prehensile zombie penis that can grab things with its tip.
"Having is not such a pleasing thing as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true." --Spock