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Thread: V-day rhymes, or, What Not To Say To Your Valentine...

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    Talking V-day rhymes, or, What Not To Say To Your Valentine...

    These were entries for a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic second line:

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
    the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face.

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not.

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

    I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life.

    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    My love, you take my breath away.
    But what have you stepped in to smell this way?

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe "go to hell!"

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.

    Come up with yours, let's go!

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    ish red no longer *sad* Array nightning's Avatar
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    Words cannot do you justice,
    Perhaps I'm just disgusted.

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    .~ *aĉa virino* ~. Array Totenkindly's Avatar
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    One look at you sends me a'quiver
    (Like when I got sick after eating liver)

    Please don't ever go away.
    Of course, I'm kidding, sad to say.

    I wish you were the last man on earth
    so I could reject you and laugh with mirth

    I dream of you almost every night
    but thank GOD I wake up from that fright!

    I was so sad when you threatened to leave;
    I'd have to find someone else to tease.

    You're gay.
    Go away.
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    Senior Member Array Roger Mexico's Avatar
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    Can't see it, blind to the eyes,
    I'm all up in your face. Oops! Pow! Surprise!
    "Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even if you never touch its coattails."
    --Clarence Darrow

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