I saw something baffling on TV recently. A car was propped up vertically between a tree and a house. A woman told: "This is my sister's car, I lent it because I wanted to learn to drive..."
I fully expected a disaster story.
"My husband saw the car and put it there. He's an artist."
The man: "When you've got an idea, you need to carry it out. No thinking about it, just doing!"
Then there's also Douglas Adams, of course. And Terry Pratchett. :jealous: