This thread has been a very amusing read. I'd like to hear more stories à la Red Herring's description of how she and MH got together. It is somewhat interesting to know who is seeing whom, but the juicy details are what truly entice me.
In my mind, I make sweet lurve to one of the forum members, but I fear that they would probably find it repulsive and run very far away.
Don't be so sure. You're very doable.
A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '