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    Default 9 billion dollars

    After a hard day at work, you arrive home. All you want to do is lay down and rest, but unfortunately there's lots and lots of mail for you. So before you can get to rest, you first have to read all of your letters. Then you find a letter. It says your uncle, who left the country ages ago and who you never met, passed away. You, yes, YOU are his only heir and the motherfucker is leaving you 9 billion dollars. So all of the sudden you are a billionare. What would you do with all that cash?
    I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
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    I'd stop being so stressed over everyday life. That'd be first, lol. Then I'd pay my bills, buy myself a bed (i am currently bed-less cos 1000$ for a mattress i too much for me now lol), buy lots of normal things like new laptop,car for myself,sister and mom...blabla. after that i'd invest in something. move closer to my college. never take public transport again.
    well. i am in my modest mood today. i know my plan sounds boring.

    all in all wouldnt change my lifestyle a lot. not even sure would i move to a different city. until i finish school

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    2 chicks at the same time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beargryllz View Post
    2 chicks at the same time
    Funniest shit I've read today

    I have nothing to add.

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    see how other people react for awhile.

    then burn most of it. Preferably in front of them all

    I'm not serious but maybe I am

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    Don't forget to save enough to pay for inheritance taxes. For complete information, check the tax laws in your jurisdiction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snuggletron View Post
    see how other people react for awhile.

    then burn most of it. Preferably in front of them all

    I'm not serious but maybe I am
    How 1969!
    I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
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    Give some to my parents/family members, keep a little bit for myself, give the rest away. Maybe fund some transit upgrades or something...?

    That amount of money in my possession makes me nervous. Why would I want it?
    Your kisses, sweeter than honey. But guess what, so is my money.

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    Or it might just go into a bank account somewhere...
    Your kisses, sweeter than honey. But guess what, so is my money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gromit View Post
    Or it might just go into a bank account somewhere...
    I hear Nigeria has an awesome banking system.

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