I don't really have all of the types quite nailed down yet, so here is what I can tell you with some degree of credibility
ENFJ- Shepherd to the sheep.
ENTJ- Already has a plan to destroy you, and is waiting for you to unknowingly initate it.
INFP- As long as everyone is happy...
INTP- The best ideas that never get applied
INTJ- Most likely to be a nutjob and you never even knew
ESFP- Will tell you whatever they think you want to hear
ESFJ- Most likely to tell you not to do somthing "Just because it's not right"
ESTJ- Most likely to tell you not to do somthing "Just because it's against the law"
ISTJ- Most likely to be a cybernetic organism, sent back in time to kill the mother to be of the General to the remaining resisting human forces.