Halla doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Halla counted to infinity - twice.
Halla once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands (Don't let his wife know).
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Halla can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Halla can piss his name into concrete.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Halla's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Halla can speak braille.
Halla's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Halla' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Halla.
Halla does not sleep. He waits.
Halla can slam a revolving door.
In the beginning, there was Halla. Then Halla said, "let there be God." And then there was God. And Halla saw that it was good.