Greetings citizens of Typology Central. I am addressing you today about a very serious topic that sadly many of you may not be aware of. Velociraptor Attack. Velociraptor attacks go largely unreported by the media, and statistics on velociraptor attacks go unnoticed. That is why the concerned members of TypoC have brought you Velociraptor Defense Awareness.
The Velociraptor Prevention Awareness group is a bi-partisan group of professionals, dedicated to the diffusion of knowledge concerning velociraptor attack prevention.
How you can join: No membership application is required. All those who are willing to learn and educate others are welcome to our group. Signup can be found at the following link: http://www.typologycentral.com/forum...hp?groupid=131
What the Velociraptor Prevention Awareness group can offer you:
You will learn Velociraptor facts that may be pertinent to your survival should you ever encounter a Velociraptor attack. This information includes but is not limited to:
A.) Velociraptors hunt in packs, and are known to form an equilateral triangle around their prey.
B.) Velociraptors can accelerate 4 m/s2, with a top speed of 25 m/s on open terrain, 10 m/s while wounded, and 10 m/s in indoor laboratories.
C.) Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.
D.) Velociraptors do not know fear.
Home owners and new home buyers:
Do you know how to assess your home for Velociraptor entry points? The Velociraptor Defense Awareness group can help you asses your current or potential home for weaknesses. Pamphlets can be found at our headquarters with useful information such as:
A.) Doors should be made of solid oak or steel. Windows should have steel bars with spacing smaller than the average raptor.
B.) Make sure all entryways have adequate deadbolts. Quality deadbolts may be purchased at your local Home Depot.
C.) Large bay windows can be an extremely dangerous entry point. Be sure your home is free of these extremely dangerous areas.
How can you help your community?
Spreading awareness about areas that are vulnerable to Velociraptor attack is the most important step. The Velociraptor Defense Awareness HQ provides signs and notices that you can post around your community to alert the public to these dangers.
Join today, and save countless lives from Velociraptor attack!