Aww, Victor, I like you.Hi Strawberries.
And you're right.
No one is like Victor and no one likes Victor. Here I am all alone, begging for scrapes of attention, but they put me in a circle and push me from one to the other.
"He's not like me", they say. "Is he like you", they ask. "No way", they say. And Victor's face gets longer and longer and there is the hint of a tear which he wipes away before they can see it.
He catches an eye but they look away. They can't bear to look at him. "If only he were more like us", they say, "Then perhaps we could like him". The truth is we would be better off without him, but he can't take a hint - he lacks certain social skills but doesn't know it. We really should put him our of his misery. We wouldn't let a dog suffer like that.
And rather than annoying us perhaps he should get a dog. I've told him, "If you want a friend, get a dog". But it just seems to go over his head and he comes back for more punishment. He never seems to learn.
It could be a problem with his brain. It doesn't seem to work like the rest of us. I've suggested he go and see of doctor but all he seems to do is rave on about the same old things over and over again.
I'm afraid he is a hopeless case and we should just keep on ignoring him for his own good.
Put him on Ignore.