Bonus points if you can sketch a quick portrait of the characters they'd play. I'll start.
Mickey Rourke and Julie Delpy
(no bonus points for me)
Charo (plays the disgruntled housewife who longs to own a landscaping company)
Michael Clarke Duncan (the husband... who owns a landscaping company)
The sensitive asshole he plays in every movie.
Playing the woman he falls in love with.
Danny Devito (Plays the worse half of a genetic experiment gone wrong)
Arnold Schwarzenegger (Plays the better half of a genetic experiment gone wrong)
Wait a second...
Downey Jr. and Depp.
natalie portman + gael garcia bernal
every normal man must be tempted, at times,
to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
and begin slitting throats.
rose byrne + downey jr
Burt Reynolds (plays the hooker with a heart of gold)
Carrie Fisher (the pimp)
Janeane Garofalo (plays Gemma, the swedish-english nutritionist who's unlucky in love)
Robin Williams (as himself)
Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon. Let the imitator meet the imitated.
Oh, and Michael Douglas and eminem (he's acted hasn't he?)