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    There was a belligerent man who loved to find a reason to eat magical cakes, but his supply got jacked by a circus midget on crack, then ate Captain Crunch instead. His life was on film and without magical cakes the show was too boring. Jumping through hoops, leaping through windows left audiences cold.... That was very much his desire.

    "Bollocks!", he shouted, suddenly sitting up, and touching his furry chest hair.
    "How can I find some exciting flower pot hats? Fashion is my biggest fear and I just can't shake my ass hard enough to get some satisfaction! I demand satisfaction, I just cannot get enough of these delicious chopped hats. They make babies out of fire & hot anal wart remover, what a splendid way to spend an afternoon on the toilet except for the burns on my penis. Well, time to
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    There was a belligerent man who loved to find a reason to eat magical cakes, but his supply got jacked by a circus midget on crack, then ate Captain Crunch instead. His life was on film and without magical cakes the show was too boring. Jumping through hoops, leaping through windows left audiences cold.... That was very much his desire.

    "Bollocks!", he shouted, suddenly sitting up, and touching his furry chest hair.
    "How can I find some exciting flower pot hats? Fashion is my biggest fear and I just can't shake my ass hard enough to get some satisfaction! I demand satisfaction, I just cannot get enough of these delicious chopped hats. They make babies out of fire & hot anal wart remover, what a splendid way to spend an afternoon on the toilet except for the burns on my penis. Well, time to put away the
    Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
    Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.

    approx 55% ES, 90% TJ

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    There was a belligerent man who loved to find a reason to eat magical cakes, but his supply got jacked by a circus midget on crack, then ate Captain Crunch instead. His life was on film and without magical cakes the show was too boring. Jumping through hoops, leaping through windows left audiences cold.... That was very much his desire.

    "Bollocks!", he shouted, suddenly sitting up, and touching his furry chest hair.
    "How can I find some exciting flower pot hats? Fashion is my biggest fear and I just can't shake my ass hard enough to get some satisfaction! I demand satisfaction, I just cannot get enough of these delicious chopped hats. They make babies out of fire & hot anal wart remover, what a splendid way to spend an afternoon on the toilet except for the burns on my penis. Well, time to put away the hershey chocolate stains

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    There was a belligerent man who loved to find a reason to eat magical cakes, but his supply got jacked by a circus midget on crack, then ate Captain Crunch instead. His life was on film and without magical cakes the show was too boring. Jumping through hoops, leaping through windows left audiences cold.... That was very much his desire.

    "Bollocks!", he shouted, suddenly sitting up, and touching his furry chest hair.
    "How can I find some exciting flower pot hats? Fashion is my biggest fear and I just can't shake my ass hard enough to get some satisfaction! I demand satisfaction, I just cannot get enough of these delicious chopped hats. They make babies out of fire & hot anal wart remover, what a splendid way to spend an afternoon on the toilet except for the burns on my penis. Well, time to put away the hershey chocolate stains on my snuggly

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    There was a belligerent man who loved to find a reason to eat magical cakes, but his supply got jacked by a circus midget on crack, then ate Captain Crunch instead. His life was on film and without magical cakes the show was too boring. Jumping through hoops, leaping through windows left audiences cold.... That was very much his desire.

    "Bollocks!", he shouted, suddenly sitting up, and touching his furry chest hair.
    "How can I find some exciting flower pot hats? Fashion is my biggest fear and I just can't shake my ass hard enough to get some satisfaction! I demand satisfaction, I just cannot get enough of these delicious chopped hats. They make babies out of fire & hot anal wart remover, what a splendid way to spend an afternoon on the toilet except for the burns on my penis. Well, time to put away the hershey chocolate stains on my snuggly toilet seat cover
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    There was a belligerent man who loved to find a reason to eat magical cakes, but his supply got jacked by a circus midget on crack, then ate Captain Crunch instead. His life was on film and without magical cakes the show was too boring. Jumping through hoops, leaping through windows left audiences cold.... That was very much his desire.

    "Bollocks!", he shouted, suddenly sitting up, and touching his furry chest hair.
    "How can I find some exciting flower pot hats? Fashion is my biggest fear and I just can't shake my ass hard enough to get some satisfaction! I demand satisfaction, I just cannot get enough of these delicious chopped hats. They make babies out of fire & hot anal wart remover, what a splendid way to spend an afternoon on the toilet except for the burns on my penis. Well, time to put away the hershey chocolate stains on my snuggly toilet seat cover to help the

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    There was a belligerent man who loved to find a reason to eat magical cakes, but his supply got jacked by a circus midget on crack, then ate Captain Crunch instead. His life was on film and without magical cakes the show was too boring. Jumping through hoops, leaping through windows left audiences cold.... That was very much his desire.

    "Bollocks!", he shouted, suddenly sitting up, and touching his furry chest hair.
    "How can I find some exciting flower pot hats? Fashion is my biggest fear and I just can't shake my ass hard enough to get some satisfaction! I demand satisfaction, I just cannot get enough of these delicious chopped hats. They make babies out of fire & hot anal wart remover, what a splendid way to spend an afternoon on the toilet except for the burns on my penis. Well, time to put away the hershey chocolate stains on my snuggly toilet seat cover to help the
    cuts on my...

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    There was a belligerent man who loved to find a reason to eat magical cakes, but his supply got jacked by a circus midget on crack, then ate Captain Crunch instead. His life was on film and without magical cakes the show was too boring. Jumping through hoops, leaping through windows left audiences cold.... That was very much his desire.

    "Bollocks!", he shouted, suddenly sitting up, and touching his furry chest hair.
    "How can I find some exciting flower pot hats? Fashion is my biggest fear and I just can't shake my ass hard enough to get some satisfaction! I demand satisfaction, I just cannot get enough of these delicious chopped hats. They make babies out of fire & hot anal wart remover, what a splendid way to spend an afternoon on the toilet except for the burns on my penis. Well, time to put away the hershey chocolate stains on my snuggly toilet seat cover to help the cuts on my pinkish left arm.
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    There was a belligerent man who loved to find a reason to eat magical cakes, but his supply got jacked by a circus midget on crack, then ate Captain Crunch instead. His life was on film and without magical cakes the show was too boring. Jumping through hoops, leaping through windows left audiences cold.... That was very much his desire.

    "Bollocks!", he shouted, suddenly sitting up, and touching his furry chest hair.
    "How can I find some exciting flower pot hats? Fashion is my biggest fear and I just can't shake my ass hard enough to get some satisfaction! I demand satisfaction, I just cannot get enough of these delicious chopped hats. They make babies out of fire & hot anal wart remover, what a splendid way to spend an afternoon on the toilet except for the burns on my penis. Well, time to put away the hershey chocolate stains on my snuggly toilet seat cover to help the cuts on my pinkish left arm. "I smell it!"

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    There was a belligerent man who loved to find a reason to eat magical cakes, but his supply got jacked by a circus midget on crack, then ate Captain Crunch instead. His life was on film and without magical cakes the show was too boring. Jumping through hoops, leaping through windows left audiences cold.... That was very much his desire.

    "Bollocks!", he shouted, suddenly sitting up, and touching his furry chest hair.
    "How can I find some exciting flower pot hats? Fashion is my biggest fear and I just can't shake my ass hard enough to get some satisfaction! I demand satisfaction, I just cannot get enough of these delicious chopped hats. They make babies out of fire & hot anal wart remover, what a splendid way to spend an afternoon on the toilet except for the burns on my penis. Well, time to put away the hershey chocolate stains on my snuggly toilet seat cover to help the cuts on my pinkish left arm. "I smell it!"[/QUOTE]

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    Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
    Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.

    approx 55% ES, 90% TJ

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