There was a belligerent man who loved to find a reason to eat magical cakes, but his supply got jacked by a circus midget on crack, then ate Captain Crunch instead. His life was on film and without magical cakes the show was too boring. Jumping through hoops, leaping through windows left audiences cold.... That was very much his desire.
"Bollocks!", he shouted, suddenly sitting up, and touching his furry chest hair.
"How can I find some exciting flower pot hats? Fashion is my biggest fear and I just can't shake my ass hard enough to get some satisfaction! I demand satisfaction, I just cannot get enough of these delicious chopped hats. They make babies out of fire & hot anal wart remover, what a splendid way to spend an afternoon on the toilet except for the burns on my penis. Well, time to