greed is a handle that I often use and is derived from my real name. For those who know my real name, it'd be obvious; for those who don't, it's not, because it's also a really real word. Also, Wario is a badass.
I changed to Mister Eyebrows while I was on Ambien. I loved it.
I then requested The in the name change thread, but edited the post to bologna before the mods got to it. bologna was inspired by that typology is more akin to baloney than to the laws of physics.