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  • Press the damn thing!

    16 33.33%
  • Never, how could you think of it.

    17 35.42%
  • Hold out for the 6,000,000,000 button.

    11 22.92%
  • I don't know, it's a really tough decision.

    4 8.33%
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    Buddhist Misanthrope Samvega's Avatar
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    Default Found a Button, it says "Press to teleport 5,000,000,000 people to the sun", HELP!

    I was out hiking and I found this button that simply says:

    "Press to teleport 5,000,000,000 people to the sun"

    It doesn't say who will get/have to go and there are no other instructions so what should I do?

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    Picture or it didn't happen.

    In america I bet you can press it and then sue the maker of the button for it malfunctioning.
    ~Self-depricating Megalomaniacal Superwolf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffywolf View Post
    Picture or it didn't happen.
    WIN!

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffywolf View Post
    In america I bet you can press it and then sue the maker of the button for it malfunctioning.
    Hell yes. You could sue the manufacturer for emotional trauma associated with "thinking about the button."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffywolf View Post
    Picture or it didn't happen.

    In america I bet you can press it and then sue the maker of the button for it malfunctioning.
    Sadly, this is America and due to fears of widespread panic and concerns of people seeing what the exact button looks like the manufacturer created the button to look like a woman's nipple so photos of it could not be posted anyplace in the US.

    I will say it's a small to medium nipple with a fairly large areola and the woman seems to be darker than would be expected of an anglo saxon.

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    I'll burn up so fast I won't even feel it, I'm willing to go. The earth needs a f***ing break, its earned it.

    Also, who hesitates pressing a button shaped like a female nipple? I'm a straight woman and I woulda been on that thing like gangbusters.
    "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien

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    Being teleported to the sun is merely a contemporary metaphor for achieving enlightenment for an age that might become confused by less concrete ones. Press it, damnit, we NEED a more enlightened world! Didn't you realise the shape of the button was just asking for you to press it? *shakes head*
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    Patron Saint Of Smileys Gloriana's Avatar
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    Just a metaphor? So no mankind barbecue?

    Awe man.......
    "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gloriana View Post
    Just a metaphor? So no mankind barbecue?

    Awe man.......
    Only one way to find out for sure. As long as, either way, the five billion are selected from the ranks of the unenlightened. That's ALL I ask!

    Actually, the same (an equally positive outcome, I think you'll agree) will be achieved for the future of Mankind either way...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gloriana View Post
    Just a metaphor? So no mankind barbecue?

    Awe man.......
    *SAD NANER*
    "I put the fires out."
    "you made them worse."
    "worse...or better?"

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    He stares at the sun.......

    Waiting for bananakind to be incinerated....

    He does not know if he will be a chosen enlightened one.....

    The moment passes, he and one other enlightened one have survived.....

    Toward a brave new world, they ride together.......
    "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien

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