I was out hiking and I found this button that simply says:
"Press to teleport 5,000,000,000 people to the sun"
It doesn't say who will get/have to go and there are no other instructions so what should I do?
Press the damn thing!
Never, how could you think of it.
Hold out for the 6,000,000,000 button.
I don't know, it's a really tough decision.