“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.” ~ John Rogers
That's still no excuse for the Americans to stop the party though.
I bet they're having so fun celebrating me right now that they haven't even got time to be online. Probably dead drunk and lost their voices from all the songs they've sung about me. For I'm a jolly good fellow. I laugh thinking about all the fun they're having right now because of me.