I noticed I always tend to describe people and things with very vague metaphores lately. Just yesterday I caught myself describe someone's atmosphere with "like drinking a strawberry cocktail in a beach bar with a group of teddy bears on a hot afternoon in late July". Yeah, really vague. But it gave me an idea: as what things would you describe your personality? What color would you be if you were a color? What song would you be if you were a song? So in this thread you're going to describe yourself as really vague and abstract things.