INFP: Wait. I can't go now. I haven't saved all of the world's orphans yet! SHIT. I was supposed to go to Ethiopia and then Cuba and BEEP BEEP BEEP. Hahah, just kidding. I am still alive. And uhm where was I? Russia. Belgium. Wait, is Belgium a country? Oh, now I think I am really gonna go. ... ... ... Seriously, I am going to run out of countries. ... ... I don't like this waiting. This is so morbid, waiting for death. BEEP BEEP BEEP.
INTJ: *I had to do it. It wouldn't stop talking about illogical dreamy-whimsy-s*