I'm a big Marx Brothers fan. Their first 5 films (the ones with Zeppo) are especially wild. There's usually not much in the way of plot; they're just a manic whirlwind of lunacy. It would be hard to pick individual scenes because the gags kind of run together.
Originally Posted by wolfy
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
"I took one those personality tests. It came back negative." - Dan Mintz
A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '
Mike Chadway: Rule #4: Never talk about your problems 'cause men don't really listen or care.
Abby Richter: Some men care!
Mike Chadway: No, some men pretend to care. When we ask how you're doing, it's just guy code for "let me stick my dick in your ass".
Abby Richter: OOH!
Mike Chadway: Oh, I know you think Colin is above it all, but trust me, he's a guy. If he's even remotely into you he's probably thought about each one of your orifices at least ten times.
Abby Richter: I love how you assume all men are perverse as you are!
Mike Chadway: Oh, I don't assume. I know.
I really don't know if that's true, but it makes me chuckle.
“I made you take time to look at what I saw and when you took time to really notice my flower, you hung all your associations with flowers on my flower and you write about my flower as if I think and see what you think and see—and I don't.”
― Georgia O'Keeffe