"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien
[YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1IMM5XOwaM"]Mal being awesome[/YOUTUBE]
Mal: Define "interesting"
Wash: "Oh God, oh God we're all gonna die?"
Mal: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and... explode.
I have better but this is the first that came to mind.