When all else fails, claim it's rigged.
Will dance to anything
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Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou
St. Stephen took rocks and St. Sebastian took arrows. You only have to take some jerks on an internet forum. Nut up.
Forgets how to read
I mean... Wait, what?
"You have to make the right choice. As long as you don’t choose, everything remains possible”-9 Year Old Nemo"
“In chess, it’s called Zugzwang… when the only viable move, is not to move at all.”- 9 Year Old Nemo
Forgets her keys
Would immediately abandoned all human companions to cuddle any cats in the immediate vicinity.
Type that gets much louder than you would sober and keeps getting louder until someone forces you to be quiet
Has to be carried after 3 drinks
Gets his tongue stuck in the strings of a tennis racquet.