I assume after five years rescue is assured, so I'm not including anything to help me escape, just survive.
1. One of those combo flashlight/crank radio thingys (assuming we're in radio distance of anything)
2. An axe
3. Excellent hiking boots w/thick socks
4. Lots and lots of strong, thin rope
5. Kate Winslet
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
One of those survival knives (that has like.. a compass in the handle, plus flints and all that crap inside and a 'saw' on the reverse side)
Some sort waterproof canvas or tent or something of the nature.
and most importantly...
A hot babe to populate the island.
...Then I ducked my head and the lights went out, and two guns blazed in the dark;
And a woman screamed, and the lights went up, and two men lay stiff and stark...
Fuel for the helicopter.
A man who knew how to fly a helicopter.
A sexy girl.
Food and water for the trip back home.
You could get a freebie here by combining two of these. A sexy girl who knows how to fly a helicopter.
Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.