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    ^ Wrong! It's MOTHER EARTH!! :steam:

    And then, Earth who was initially male but always felt herself to be a woman, took hormones, got spanking new lumps....hence, our mountains!

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    Okay, Earth met a guy who gave her lice then. Or maybe Earth is gay and it was a girl who gve her lice after all.
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    No, you had it basically right. We all know earth is a lesbian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    dude, I was really high when I posted all this, I have no idea what I was saying.
    I was going to ask if this was the case based on the OP.

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    And then, Earth sat in the sun too much and started teeming with malignant skin cancer...hence, its destructively uncontrollable overpopulation of life/humanity.

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    the earth i'm suprised it hasn't gotten pissed and swallowed us whole.

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    Correct. The earth rotates.



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    How come we don't fall off?

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    magnets.

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    Volcanic eruptions aren't vomit, they're acne. That's why there was much more volcanic activity 100 million years ago: Earth was going through puberty.

    I'm glad we weren't around to witness that, by the way: "You sun of a bitch, i'm going to live with Betelgeuse, at least he understands me!"... "Does this moon make me look fat?"... "Why does Venus always get more warmth? I hate you!"...

    What a terrible place this must have been. Although Saturn was much worse, she got that ridiculous ring out of rebellion and you don't even want to know how many satellites she hooked up with.
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    dus.. nu zit ik op m'n fiets alsof het niets is,
    maar niets kan toch niet uit zichzelf pedalen laten draaien?

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